Breakfast cereal is soup, the sequel beat the original, people who recline on short flights are fine, the most overrated song of the decade. The opinions you cannot say at dinner without a fight, put in front of strangers who will fight fairly.
Jurors are the friends who argue in the car park after the film: opinionated, well read, quick to concede a point. They vote on the argument you make, not the side they came in on.
How cases are written here: in the first person, plain words: the claim, why you hold it and the best version of the other side. Name the sides by the claim ("Cereal is soup" / "Cereal is not soup"), never "gets it" against "doesn't".