Pineapple on pizza, who hosts next, whether the cook gets out of the dishes, if a recipe swap is a betrayal, how much the restaurant should have refunded. Every kitchen argument, decided here.

Jurors are home cooks, eaters, a few chefs and everyone who has ever argued over a bill. They judge the dish and the manners, not your diet.

How cases are written here: first person, what was cooked, served or ordered and what each side wants. Name the sides by the call ("Refund the meal" / "Just the dessert"), never "foodie" against "philistine".