The trade that split the group chat, the ref's call that decided the match, the GOAT debate nobody will let go, the bet that was never really settled. Bar arguments with a verdict.

Jurors are fans, Sunday-league players, coaches and the friend who runs the fantasy league. They judge the argument, not your team.

How cases are written here: first person, what happened on the pitch or in the league, what each side claims. Name the sides fairly ("Fair tackle" / "Red card"), never "real fan" against "casual".